stoleded

i have this weird ass thing where i will literally only snore ONCE and that's it i won't snore again it's so weird 

2. Are you a lover or a fighter? 

who says i can't be both

3. What’s your worst fear? 

HONESTLY I
DON'T KNow

4. As a kid, where you a lego maniac? 
lmfao oh god you should see the gigantic bag of legos i used to have i think i still have it actually

5. What do you think of “reality” tv? 

american reality shows are so fucking stupid it's nothing but a bunch of annoying arguing between ppl

6. Do you chew on your straws? 

sometimes

7. Were you a cute baby? 
bitch i'm still a cute baby today

8. Is the single life for you? 

sometimes it is sometimes it isn't meh

9. What colour is your keyboard?
it's black but it can light up in different colors

10. Do your sing in the shower?
only when i'm home alone lmao

11. Have you ever sky-dived before?
nah

12. Any secret talents?
eating excessively

13. What’s your ideal vacation spot?
a deserted island idk i couldn't come up with a witty answer

14. Can you swim?
i used to take swimming lessons as a kid but idk if i'd remember how to swim today lol

16. Have you seen the movie "Donnie Darko”?
never heard of it

17. Do you care about the ozone?
forgot what it is so apparently not

18. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
i shit you not i tried that and i ended up fucking cutting my tongue on the goddamn lollipop LMAO

19. Can you sing the alphabet backwards?
maybe but i'm not gonna try

20. Have you ever been on an airplane?
i just got off a plane from LA a few days ago sooo
plane rides are fun ngl but fuck turbulence lol

21. Are you a single child?
lmao yep

22. Do you prefer electronic or manual pencil sharpeners?
i forgot ppl still use wooden pencils but honestly manual sharpeners worked better for me

23. What’s your stand on hunting?
i only understand killing animals for food fuck ppl who take it as fun and games

24. Is marriage in your future?
honestly i don't know but i kinda want to

25. Do you like your handwriting?
it used to be shit but it became kinda small and cute so yeah i guess

26. What are you allergic to?
fucking penICILLIN lmao the best medicine there is and i break out in fucking rashes when i take it

27. When was the last time you said 'I love you?'
mmm i said it in a friendly way yesterday lol

28. Is Tupac still alive?
idk is he

29. Do you cry at weddings?
lol i don't even remember the last time i went to a weeding

30. How do you like your eggs?
omelettes

31. How problematic would you rate yourself on a scale of 1/10?
11

32. Where does the other sock end up?
idk i hope some fuckboy doesn't have it

33. What time is it?
10:42 pm

4. Do you have a nickname?
everyone only ever calls me "neon" bc of my old username neon-wolfie but eh it's cool i've been used to it so no problemo lol

35. Is McDonald's disgusting?
it's disgusting for your body but i ate it yesterday lmfao

36. When was the last time you were in a car?
couple days ago

37. Do you prefer baths or showers?
i only shower nowadays so i guess that

38. Is Santa Claus real?
what if i was santa claus

39. Do you like having you neck kissed?
i've never had it done to me buT I'M GENUINELY CURIOUS it seems like a nice feeling

40. Are you afraid of the dark?
SOMETIMES IT FLUCTUATES BUT ONLY WHEN I READ OR WATCH SCARY ASS SHIT AT NIGHT TIME

41. What are you addicted to?
drugs
i'm jk i'm addicted to kpop but not like that's any better LMAO

42. Crunchy or creamy peanut butter?
creamy
I HAVEN'T EATEN REGULAR PEANUT BUTTER BY ITSELF IN MONTHS //WEEPS but i can eat reeses so that's my only supply of pb for now

43. Can you crack your neck?
yes it feels good lol

44. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
nope but i'm curious what's like to be in one BUT NOT BC I HAVE TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL NO

45. How many times have you brushed your teeth today?
lol

46. Is drug free the way to be?
drugs are fucking disgusting and weed smells like shit

47. Are you a heavy sleeper?
not really lmao

48. What colour are your eyes?
light blue

50. Do you like your life?
idk it's decent i guess

51. Who’s better: Stone Cold or The Rock?
i have never heard of stone cold before this so lol

52. Are you psychic
what if i said i was

53. Have you read "Catcher in the Rye"?
naahhhh

54. Do you play any instruments?
i wanna learn piano and violin but lmao i remember back in elementary when we were all forced to learn the fucking clarinet wannabe recorder

55. Have you ever stolen money?
//COUGHS

56. Can you snowboard?
no but i can kinda ski

57. Do you like camping?
i don't remember what it's like tbh

58. Do you snort when you laugh?
lmao occasionally

59. Do you believe in magic?
sure why not

60. Are dogs a man’s best friend?
i guess lmao

61. You believe in divorce?
i have read this question a hundred times and i cannot grasp the concept of it if anyone out there somehow doesn't believe in divorce please fucking explain i'm genuinely confused lmao

62. Can you do the moonwalk?
nah

63. Do you make a lot of mistakes?
i am the living embodiment of mistake

64. Is it cold outside today?
idk i didn;t go outside today lol

65. What was the last thing you ate?
ice cream

66. Do you wear nail polish?
nope

67. Have you ever been kissed?
lol no but like i wanna know how it feels someone come and put your lips on mine

68. What's the most annoying TV commercial?
more like youtube commercials

69. Do you shop at American Eagle?
nah

70. Favourite song at the moment?
THERE'S TOO MANY BUt i've been listening to fun boys by bts a lot

71. Do you like your job?
what job

72. Do you like your classes in school?
i'm still on summer vaycay but it's not like i'm looking forward to school lmao

73. How do you like your meat cooked?
well done

74. Do you like these surveys.
depends on the survey lol

75. Do you know how to tag three peoples?
yes but i'm not going to

BONUS!
76. Why did the Chicken Cross the road?
the light turned green